Enemies Notebook
Whitney from middle school for sticking a maxi pad inside the pages of my notebook.
Heather for being the snivvelly little Gretchen Wieners to Whitney and helping her do it.
Ryan for walking up to me Jr. year and explaining to me in unneccisary detail how I happen to be the most annoying person who has ever exsisted and the entire world would be a better place if I would just stop talking so much. Fuck you Ryan.
The moms from Violet’s dance team for saying they’d bring their daughters to Violet’s 8th birthday party and let the girls talk about it all week and then be a no-show day of. I RENTED A BOUNCEY SLIDE and you made my kid cry! Toxic bitches. Jokes on you, I went to the neighbor hood playdate facebook group and gave an open invite to a giant water slide in JULY. We had a cotton candy machine, a 3 tiered fairy cake I was cleaning cups out of trees!!! It was a mother fucking rager for 6 straight hours and people still talk about it, so SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Do you, like me, have an enemies list? Well look at what a perfect coincidence we have because I just so happened made a notebook with the word Enemies on it for just suck an occasion.
This sexy ass matte finish hard cover case wrapped notebook has the kind of papers that pens and pencils glide across, if you’re into notebooks you know what I’m talking about. It has 150 wide ruled pages (75 sheets). It’s the kind of notebook that makes Revenge feel sexy.
As for me, I will probably fill up these pages with the various schemes that will set forth my Vengeance upon that yogurt theiving monster.
Whitney from middle school for sticking a maxi pad inside the pages of my notebook.
Heather for being the snivvelly little Gretchen Wieners to Whitney and helping her do it.
Ryan for walking up to me Jr. year and explaining to me in unneccisary detail how I happen to be the most annoying person who has ever exsisted and the entire world would be a better place if I would just stop talking so much. Fuck you Ryan.
The moms from Violet’s dance team for saying they’d bring their daughters to Violet’s 8th birthday party and let the girls talk about it all week and then be a no-show day of. I RENTED A BOUNCEY SLIDE and you made my kid cry! Toxic bitches. Jokes on you, I went to the neighbor hood playdate facebook group and gave an open invite to a giant water slide in JULY. We had a cotton candy machine, a 3 tiered fairy cake I was cleaning cups out of trees!!! It was a mother fucking rager for 6 straight hours and people still talk about it, so SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Do you, like me, have an enemies list? Well look at what a perfect coincidence we have because I just so happened made a notebook with the word Enemies on it for just suck an occasion.
This sexy ass matte finish hard cover case wrapped notebook has the kind of papers that pens and pencils glide across, if you’re into notebooks you know what I’m talking about. It has 150 wide ruled pages (75 sheets). It’s the kind of notebook that makes Revenge feel sexy.
As for me, I will probably fill up these pages with the various schemes that will set forth my Vengeance upon that yogurt theiving monster.
Whitney from middle school for sticking a maxi pad inside the pages of my notebook.
Heather for being the snivvelly little Gretchen Wieners to Whitney and helping her do it.
Ryan for walking up to me Jr. year and explaining to me in unneccisary detail how I happen to be the most annoying person who has ever exsisted and the entire world would be a better place if I would just stop talking so much. Fuck you Ryan.
The moms from Violet’s dance team for saying they’d bring their daughters to Violet’s 8th birthday party and let the girls talk about it all week and then be a no-show day of. I RENTED A BOUNCEY SLIDE and you made my kid cry! Toxic bitches. Jokes on you, I went to the neighbor hood playdate facebook group and gave an open invite to a giant water slide in JULY. We had a cotton candy machine, a 3 tiered fairy cake I was cleaning cups out of trees!!! It was a mother fucking rager for 6 straight hours and people still talk about it, so SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Do you, like me, have an enemies list? Well look at what a perfect coincidence we have because I just so happened made a notebook with the word Enemies on it for just suck an occasion.
This sexy ass matte finish hard cover case wrapped notebook has the kind of papers that pens and pencils glide across, if you’re into notebooks you know what I’m talking about. It has 150 wide ruled pages (75 sheets). It’s the kind of notebook that makes Revenge feel sexy.
As for me, I will probably fill up these pages with the various schemes that will set forth my Vengeance upon that yogurt theiving monster.
