Pretty Kitties Notebook
The very prettiest of pretty kitties
This one isn’t a deep think. I like cats. I have 3 cats, Vern, Cinder, & Luna. Are they the most creative names in the world, names that make me seem clever and charming? Fuck you for judging me based on the name of my cats, what an asshole. Naming each cat was a negotiation with my kids. I’m lucky all 3 aren’t named Princess.
Honestly, I love being a proud cat owner. I loath when assholes throw out some version of “old, single, and own cats” like it’s an insult to survive this shithole of a dystopian hellscape independently with companionship from animals that live on their own terms and can’t be coerced into showing affection.
So fuck any one who weaponize owning cats as if that makes you lame. I’ve got nothing against dogs but I don’t like the feeling of scooping their warm shit through a thin plastic bag so I’ll take my 3 cats thank you very much.
Oh yeah, this is a hard cover note book with wide ruled lined paper. Pretend I made that description sexier or some shit.
| Journal | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 8.07 |
| Width, in | 5.71 |
| Depth, in | 0.55 |
.: Full wraparound print
.: 150 lined pages (75 sheets)
.: Matte finish
.: Casewrap binding
The very prettiest of pretty kitties
This one isn’t a deep think. I like cats. I have 3 cats, Vern, Cinder, & Luna. Are they the most creative names in the world, names that make me seem clever and charming? Fuck you for judging me based on the name of my cats, what an asshole. Naming each cat was a negotiation with my kids. I’m lucky all 3 aren’t named Princess.
Honestly, I love being a proud cat owner. I loath when assholes throw out some version of “old, single, and own cats” like it’s an insult to survive this shithole of a dystopian hellscape independently with companionship from animals that live on their own terms and can’t be coerced into showing affection.
So fuck any one who weaponize owning cats as if that makes you lame. I’ve got nothing against dogs but I don’t like the feeling of scooping their warm shit through a thin plastic bag so I’ll take my 3 cats thank you very much.
Oh yeah, this is a hard cover note book with wide ruled lined paper. Pretend I made that description sexier or some shit.
| Journal | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 8.07 |
| Width, in | 5.71 |
| Depth, in | 0.55 |
.: Full wraparound print
.: 150 lined pages (75 sheets)
.: Matte finish
.: Casewrap binding
The very prettiest of pretty kitties
This one isn’t a deep think. I like cats. I have 3 cats, Vern, Cinder, & Luna. Are they the most creative names in the world, names that make me seem clever and charming? Fuck you for judging me based on the name of my cats, what an asshole. Naming each cat was a negotiation with my kids. I’m lucky all 3 aren’t named Princess.
Honestly, I love being a proud cat owner. I loath when assholes throw out some version of “old, single, and own cats” like it’s an insult to survive this shithole of a dystopian hellscape independently with companionship from animals that live on their own terms and can’t be coerced into showing affection.
So fuck any one who weaponize owning cats as if that makes you lame. I’ve got nothing against dogs but I don’t like the feeling of scooping their warm shit through a thin plastic bag so I’ll take my 3 cats thank you very much.
Oh yeah, this is a hard cover note book with wide ruled lined paper. Pretend I made that description sexier or some shit.
| Journal | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 8.07 |
| Width, in | 5.71 |
| Depth, in | 0.55 |
.: Full wraparound print
.: 150 lined pages (75 sheets)
.: Matte finish
.: Casewrap binding
