Fuck Plaid Notebook
Some times a “fudge” or “darn it” just won’t cut it, because you sound like a dweeb saying it. Honestly, either swear or don’t swear but don’t do the bull shit fake swearing. That’s literally just embarrassing.
I fucking hope you take this notebook to work. I fucking love that fucking idea! I hope you fucking take it into a meeting and you work at the kind of place where your boss smiles and laughs at it and maybe tries to steal it. In fact I hope that this is your boss reading it right now and that they saw you in that fucking meeting that should have just been a fucking email except fucking Mike in of course fucking Mike fashion wanted it to be a meeting because of course Mike did. Fuck Mike! He’s a dick and frankly needs to stop with these fucking meetings.
And since your a boss you can elect to make this a company expense and get 50 and have them as general use office supplies. That would make you the greatest fucking boss ever! Don’t you want to be the greatest fucking boss ever?
Okay so it’s down to the fucking details. Lets see… It’s got a fucking amazing matte finish hard cover case wrapped binding with 150 pages (75 fucking amazing sheets of glidy paper of awesomeness)
Yep that’s it. Good job Rebecca! You did a fucking amazing job. I deserve a high five!!!
Some times a “fudge” or “darn it” just won’t cut it, because you sound like a dweeb saying it. Honestly, either swear or don’t swear but don’t do the bull shit fake swearing. That’s literally just embarrassing.
I fucking hope you take this notebook to work. I fucking love that fucking idea! I hope you fucking take it into a meeting and you work at the kind of place where your boss smiles and laughs at it and maybe tries to steal it. In fact I hope that this is your boss reading it right now and that they saw you in that fucking meeting that should have just been a fucking email except fucking Mike in of course fucking Mike fashion wanted it to be a meeting because of course Mike did. Fuck Mike! He’s a dick and frankly needs to stop with these fucking meetings.
And since your a boss you can elect to make this a company expense and get 50 and have them as general use office supplies. That would make you the greatest fucking boss ever! Don’t you want to be the greatest fucking boss ever?
Okay so it’s down to the fucking details. Lets see… It’s got a fucking amazing matte finish hard cover case wrapped binding with 150 pages (75 fucking amazing sheets of glidy paper of awesomeness)
Yep that’s it. Good job Rebecca! You did a fucking amazing job. I deserve a high five!!!
Some times a “fudge” or “darn it” just won’t cut it, because you sound like a dweeb saying it. Honestly, either swear or don’t swear but don’t do the bull shit fake swearing. That’s literally just embarrassing.
I fucking hope you take this notebook to work. I fucking love that fucking idea! I hope you fucking take it into a meeting and you work at the kind of place where your boss smiles and laughs at it and maybe tries to steal it. In fact I hope that this is your boss reading it right now and that they saw you in that fucking meeting that should have just been a fucking email except fucking Mike in of course fucking Mike fashion wanted it to be a meeting because of course Mike did. Fuck Mike! He’s a dick and frankly needs to stop with these fucking meetings.
And since your a boss you can elect to make this a company expense and get 50 and have them as general use office supplies. That would make you the greatest fucking boss ever! Don’t you want to be the greatest fucking boss ever?
Okay so it’s down to the fucking details. Lets see… It’s got a fucking amazing matte finish hard cover case wrapped binding with 150 pages (75 fucking amazing sheets of glidy paper of awesomeness)
Yep that’s it. Good job Rebecca! You did a fucking amazing job. I deserve a high five!!!
