Fabulous Flamingo Houndstooth Notebook
Lilac Plaid clubFUCK EM est 2023
"Frankly Unwilling to Continue the Keep of Emotions for Men"
Join the many who are boldly embarking on a journey to be responsible for the emotional labor of only one adult, themselves.
Honestly, what’s more fucking fabulous than a big ass pink bird? Nothing, wait, that same mother fucking pink big with a mother fucking floral headdress. Pretty sure that if I were a big ass pink bird I would still demand to wear a big ass floral headdress. I would be fucking fabulous doing as I did it too. A fucking fabulous flamingo flouncing and flying with a fucking fabulous fancy floral faluche!
Furthermore fiend, okay I’m not doing the alliterations anymore. This is the first notebook that has my logo on it. She’s beautiful, what do you name a lilac fox? Lucielle? Although Lucy is the name of my dress form, she’s a loose woman, because anyone can touch her. Which I came up with like 15 years ago and thought was hilarious. Only problem is I get really annoyed if just anyone walks up to me and begins to touch or mess with my dress form. Lucy is an expensive and valuable piece of equipment, what the damn hell are you thinking walking into my work space and start putting your hands all over my dress form. What kind of barbarous nincompoop raised you to be such an unmitigated ass hat?!?
Wait, I lost track of where I am and what I’m supposed to be doing. It’s 6:55 in the morning and I’m supposed to be writing the product description so I can just post the fucking fabulous flamingo notebook, which I am abso-fuckig-lutely going to have to buy for Miss Violet. She wanted the “FUCK EM” cat notebook, which I mean, I don’t blame her. But she’s 13 and her school wouldn’t exactly allow it and my future ex-husband would pitch a fit about so I can’t get her that BUT a fucking fabulous pink flamingo?!? Yeah, I can give her this badass bitch.
What are you doing still reading this? Seriously, it’s clearly total rubbish at this point, do you have so little sense of self preservation that you are spending your time reading my garbage product descriptions instead of, well anything because this is a fuckign waste of time. It’s your life dude I’m just going to judge you harshly for it.
Blah blah blah, actual stuff related to the product that the print on demand company has preloaded into this little text box. Blah blah blah, fancy words that entice you to buy, blah blah.
| Journal | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 8.07 |
| Width, in | 5.71 |
| Depth, in | 0.55 |
.: Full wraparound print
.: 150 lined pages (75 sheets)
.: Matte finish
.: Casewrap binding
Lilac Plaid clubFUCK EM est 2023
"Frankly Unwilling to Continue the Keep of Emotions for Men"
Join the many who are boldly embarking on a journey to be responsible for the emotional labor of only one adult, themselves.
Honestly, what’s more fucking fabulous than a big ass pink bird? Nothing, wait, that same mother fucking pink big with a mother fucking floral headdress. Pretty sure that if I were a big ass pink bird I would still demand to wear a big ass floral headdress. I would be fucking fabulous doing as I did it too. A fucking fabulous flamingo flouncing and flying with a fucking fabulous fancy floral faluche!
Furthermore fiend, okay I’m not doing the alliterations anymore. This is the first notebook that has my logo on it. She’s beautiful, what do you name a lilac fox? Lucielle? Although Lucy is the name of my dress form, she’s a loose woman, because anyone can touch her. Which I came up with like 15 years ago and thought was hilarious. Only problem is I get really annoyed if just anyone walks up to me and begins to touch or mess with my dress form. Lucy is an expensive and valuable piece of equipment, what the damn hell are you thinking walking into my work space and start putting your hands all over my dress form. What kind of barbarous nincompoop raised you to be such an unmitigated ass hat?!?
Wait, I lost track of where I am and what I’m supposed to be doing. It’s 6:55 in the morning and I’m supposed to be writing the product description so I can just post the fucking fabulous flamingo notebook, which I am abso-fuckig-lutely going to have to buy for Miss Violet. She wanted the “FUCK EM” cat notebook, which I mean, I don’t blame her. But she’s 13 and her school wouldn’t exactly allow it and my future ex-husband would pitch a fit about so I can’t get her that BUT a fucking fabulous pink flamingo?!? Yeah, I can give her this badass bitch.
What are you doing still reading this? Seriously, it’s clearly total rubbish at this point, do you have so little sense of self preservation that you are spending your time reading my garbage product descriptions instead of, well anything because this is a fuckign waste of time. It’s your life dude I’m just going to judge you harshly for it.
Blah blah blah, actual stuff related to the product that the print on demand company has preloaded into this little text box. Blah blah blah, fancy words that entice you to buy, blah blah.
| Journal | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 8.07 |
| Width, in | 5.71 |
| Depth, in | 0.55 |
.: Full wraparound print
.: 150 lined pages (75 sheets)
.: Matte finish
.: Casewrap binding
Lilac Plaid clubFUCK EM est 2023
"Frankly Unwilling to Continue the Keep of Emotions for Men"
Join the many who are boldly embarking on a journey to be responsible for the emotional labor of only one adult, themselves.
Honestly, what’s more fucking fabulous than a big ass pink bird? Nothing, wait, that same mother fucking pink big with a mother fucking floral headdress. Pretty sure that if I were a big ass pink bird I would still demand to wear a big ass floral headdress. I would be fucking fabulous doing as I did it too. A fucking fabulous flamingo flouncing and flying with a fucking fabulous fancy floral faluche!
Furthermore fiend, okay I’m not doing the alliterations anymore. This is the first notebook that has my logo on it. She’s beautiful, what do you name a lilac fox? Lucielle? Although Lucy is the name of my dress form, she’s a loose woman, because anyone can touch her. Which I came up with like 15 years ago and thought was hilarious. Only problem is I get really annoyed if just anyone walks up to me and begins to touch or mess with my dress form. Lucy is an expensive and valuable piece of equipment, what the damn hell are you thinking walking into my work space and start putting your hands all over my dress form. What kind of barbarous nincompoop raised you to be such an unmitigated ass hat?!?
Wait, I lost track of where I am and what I’m supposed to be doing. It’s 6:55 in the morning and I’m supposed to be writing the product description so I can just post the fucking fabulous flamingo notebook, which I am abso-fuckig-lutely going to have to buy for Miss Violet. She wanted the “FUCK EM” cat notebook, which I mean, I don’t blame her. But she’s 13 and her school wouldn’t exactly allow it and my future ex-husband would pitch a fit about so I can’t get her that BUT a fucking fabulous pink flamingo?!? Yeah, I can give her this badass bitch.
What are you doing still reading this? Seriously, it’s clearly total rubbish at this point, do you have so little sense of self preservation that you are spending your time reading my garbage product descriptions instead of, well anything because this is a fuckign waste of time. It’s your life dude I’m just going to judge you harshly for it.
Blah blah blah, actual stuff related to the product that the print on demand company has preloaded into this little text box. Blah blah blah, fancy words that entice you to buy, blah blah.
| Journal | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 8.07 |
| Width, in | 5.71 |
| Depth, in | 0.55 |
.: Full wraparound print
.: 150 lined pages (75 sheets)
.: Matte finish
.: Casewrap binding
