Candy Stripe Totebag
It feels like you’re looking to me with the expectation that some cute and hilarious take on this bag is just going to be handed to you on a silver platter. I hate to break it to you but I am not a fucking machine where you put tokens in and out pops quirky little unhinged rants okay!
It’s a striped medium weight 100% polyester totebag in the fucking adoable colors of the “End the Conversation Hearts” collection okay, don’t overthink it. The handles are mother fucking cotton, is that what you want to know? Are you happy now? Is your life more satisfied knowing it’s double stitched? Do you even know what that means? It means it’s built to last bitch? Yeah because if you’re going to buy a motherfucking candy striped bag you’re going to want it to mother FUCKING last.
I’m sick of looking at you, scroll away and think about what you’ve done!
It feels like you’re looking to me with the expectation that some cute and hilarious take on this bag is just going to be handed to you on a silver platter. I hate to break it to you but I am not a fucking machine where you put tokens in and out pops quirky little unhinged rants okay!
It’s a striped medium weight 100% polyester totebag in the fucking adoable colors of the “End the Conversation Hearts” collection okay, don’t overthink it. The handles are mother fucking cotton, is that what you want to know? Are you happy now? Is your life more satisfied knowing it’s double stitched? Do you even know what that means? It means it’s built to last bitch? Yeah because if you’re going to buy a motherfucking candy striped bag you’re going to want it to mother FUCKING last.
I’m sick of looking at you, scroll away and think about what you’ve done!
It feels like you’re looking to me with the expectation that some cute and hilarious take on this bag is just going to be handed to you on a silver platter. I hate to break it to you but I am not a fucking machine where you put tokens in and out pops quirky little unhinged rants okay!
It’s a striped medium weight 100% polyester totebag in the fucking adoable colors of the “End the Conversation Hearts” collection okay, don’t overthink it. The handles are mother fucking cotton, is that what you want to know? Are you happy now? Is your life more satisfied knowing it’s double stitched? Do you even know what that means? It means it’s built to last bitch? Yeah because if you’re going to buy a motherfucking candy striped bag you’re going to want it to mother FUCKING last.
I’m sick of looking at you, scroll away and think about what you’ve done!
