clubFUCKEM Rainbow Notebook
club FUCK EM est 2023
"Frankly Unwilling to Continue the Keep of Emotions for Men"
Join the many who are boldly embarking on a journey to be responsible for the emotional labor of only one adult, themselves.
It's just fucking funny when it looks like a unicorn vomited all over the "club FUCK EM" notebooks. Like seriously how can you get offended by this? but then it says "Fuck" which gets so many panties in a twist and it makes me giggle. My very goodest friend Spatula (not her real name) popped a stitch when her husband painted the mental picture of giving the "fuck fuck mcfuck" notebook to her Father. Which when your wife is recovering from fucking cancer surgery you don't fucking make her laugh that hard. I guess he sent a memo from his electric typewriter, yes and electric typerwriter, I had to stop her and ask for clarification on that one, I don't think I've seen an electric typewriter since my big sister was using one in Jr. High and for the life of me can't imagine how in the year 2023, the year of the Barbie movie and the fucking Era's tour there is seriously a "family patriarch" sending out shame memos on an electric typewriter because her adult son in his mid twenty's said the work, wait for it... fart. Yep, that is what got his panties in a twist. The whole extended family got a talking to because someone actually fucking had the audacity to say "fart" in front of him.
I feel like if there was anyone to specialize in farts it would be a rather ridiculous older man. Don't you get old enough that you just fucking stop bothering to care if you fart and you just let it go?
Anyway, Spatula laughed so hard at the very notion of him recieving as a gift one of my wonderful little creations and now she might have done permanant damage to her fucking face! Shame on you Mr. Spatula, although, Mr. Spatula isn't so bad. He has to at least kiss the wound better in 6 weeks when it's less would like and more scar like.
Anyway, this is a notebook that makes me giggle and I hope you buy 8 and give them to your book club. You'll be the coolest gal in all of book club.
| Journal | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 8.07 |
| Width, in | 5.71 |
| Depth, in | 0.55 |
.: Full wraparound print
.: 150 lined pages (75 sheets)
.: Matte finish
.: Casewrap binding
club FUCK EM est 2023
"Frankly Unwilling to Continue the Keep of Emotions for Men"
Join the many who are boldly embarking on a journey to be responsible for the emotional labor of only one adult, themselves.
It's just fucking funny when it looks like a unicorn vomited all over the "club FUCK EM" notebooks. Like seriously how can you get offended by this? but then it says "Fuck" which gets so many panties in a twist and it makes me giggle. My very goodest friend Spatula (not her real name) popped a stitch when her husband painted the mental picture of giving the "fuck fuck mcfuck" notebook to her Father. Which when your wife is recovering from fucking cancer surgery you don't fucking make her laugh that hard. I guess he sent a memo from his electric typewriter, yes and electric typerwriter, I had to stop her and ask for clarification on that one, I don't think I've seen an electric typewriter since my big sister was using one in Jr. High and for the life of me can't imagine how in the year 2023, the year of the Barbie movie and the fucking Era's tour there is seriously a "family patriarch" sending out shame memos on an electric typewriter because her adult son in his mid twenty's said the work, wait for it... fart. Yep, that is what got his panties in a twist. The whole extended family got a talking to because someone actually fucking had the audacity to say "fart" in front of him.
I feel like if there was anyone to specialize in farts it would be a rather ridiculous older man. Don't you get old enough that you just fucking stop bothering to care if you fart and you just let it go?
Anyway, Spatula laughed so hard at the very notion of him recieving as a gift one of my wonderful little creations and now she might have done permanant damage to her fucking face! Shame on you Mr. Spatula, although, Mr. Spatula isn't so bad. He has to at least kiss the wound better in 6 weeks when it's less would like and more scar like.
Anyway, this is a notebook that makes me giggle and I hope you buy 8 and give them to your book club. You'll be the coolest gal in all of book club.
| Journal | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 8.07 |
| Width, in | 5.71 |
| Depth, in | 0.55 |
.: Full wraparound print
.: 150 lined pages (75 sheets)
.: Matte finish
.: Casewrap binding
club FUCK EM est 2023
"Frankly Unwilling to Continue the Keep of Emotions for Men"
Join the many who are boldly embarking on a journey to be responsible for the emotional labor of only one adult, themselves.
It's just fucking funny when it looks like a unicorn vomited all over the "club FUCK EM" notebooks. Like seriously how can you get offended by this? but then it says "Fuck" which gets so many panties in a twist and it makes me giggle. My very goodest friend Spatula (not her real name) popped a stitch when her husband painted the mental picture of giving the "fuck fuck mcfuck" notebook to her Father. Which when your wife is recovering from fucking cancer surgery you don't fucking make her laugh that hard. I guess he sent a memo from his electric typewriter, yes and electric typerwriter, I had to stop her and ask for clarification on that one, I don't think I've seen an electric typewriter since my big sister was using one in Jr. High and for the life of me can't imagine how in the year 2023, the year of the Barbie movie and the fucking Era's tour there is seriously a "family patriarch" sending out shame memos on an electric typewriter because her adult son in his mid twenty's said the work, wait for it... fart. Yep, that is what got his panties in a twist. The whole extended family got a talking to because someone actually fucking had the audacity to say "fart" in front of him.
I feel like if there was anyone to specialize in farts it would be a rather ridiculous older man. Don't you get old enough that you just fucking stop bothering to care if you fart and you just let it go?
Anyway, Spatula laughed so hard at the very notion of him recieving as a gift one of my wonderful little creations and now she might have done permanant damage to her fucking face! Shame on you Mr. Spatula, although, Mr. Spatula isn't so bad. He has to at least kiss the wound better in 6 weeks when it's less would like and more scar like.
Anyway, this is a notebook that makes me giggle and I hope you buy 8 and give them to your book club. You'll be the coolest gal in all of book club.
| Journal | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 8.07 |
| Width, in | 5.71 |
| Depth, in | 0.55 |
.: Full wraparound print
.: 150 lined pages (75 sheets)
.: Matte finish
.: Casewrap binding
