Autumnal Plaid Notebook
Are you a pumpkin spiced bitch that is just chomping at the bit as summer days count down? Well than this adorable little number would look rather fetching in your *barf* oh gross I'm sorry I actually starting writing copy for second. I'm so sorry about that. Are you a basic bitch? Great buy this fucking notebook and help me get my water turned back on.
What's that? Why is my water turned off? Because my future ex-husband is a douche nozzle that decided it would be a great idea not to pay the gas bill. He walked in almost a year ago and said "I'm taking over the finances, I've already switched everything over and closed out joint account." I protested and he didn't give a shit that this was a real dick move. Now back in the day when we moved into this house guess who is the one who set up all the utilites and gas? Oh that was me because of course it was, so the gas is in his name so he decided not to pay it. We were in couples therapy at the time and while it took a while he admitted he wanted to force me to ask him to pretty fucking please pay this bill for me. However I'm the idiot who took him at his word and I didn't open the bill because HE FUCKING SAID HE WAS "IN CHARGE" NOW. So I moved heaven and hell to get our fucking gas turned back on and he said he would starting paying it.
Then I went to Maine with our kids for two months becuase working as a staff member meant my kids got free tuition. Future ex-husband decided to ONCE AGAIN not pay the gas bill... uhm bitch what? I wasn't even home to recieve the bill and you're the fucking turd that showers every morning!!!
So be a lamb and buy this if you're a basic bitch that likes fall, wait, let's say "Autumn" is sounds bougier.
| Journal | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 8.07 |
| Width, in | 5.71 |
| Depth, in | 0.55 |
.: Full wraparound print
.: 150 lined pages (75 sheets)
.: Matte finish
.: Casewrap binding
Are you a pumpkin spiced bitch that is just chomping at the bit as summer days count down? Well than this adorable little number would look rather fetching in your *barf* oh gross I'm sorry I actually starting writing copy for second. I'm so sorry about that. Are you a basic bitch? Great buy this fucking notebook and help me get my water turned back on.
What's that? Why is my water turned off? Because my future ex-husband is a douche nozzle that decided it would be a great idea not to pay the gas bill. He walked in almost a year ago and said "I'm taking over the finances, I've already switched everything over and closed out joint account." I protested and he didn't give a shit that this was a real dick move. Now back in the day when we moved into this house guess who is the one who set up all the utilites and gas? Oh that was me because of course it was, so the gas is in his name so he decided not to pay it. We were in couples therapy at the time and while it took a while he admitted he wanted to force me to ask him to pretty fucking please pay this bill for me. However I'm the idiot who took him at his word and I didn't open the bill because HE FUCKING SAID HE WAS "IN CHARGE" NOW. So I moved heaven and hell to get our fucking gas turned back on and he said he would starting paying it.
Then I went to Maine with our kids for two months becuase working as a staff member meant my kids got free tuition. Future ex-husband decided to ONCE AGAIN not pay the gas bill... uhm bitch what? I wasn't even home to recieve the bill and you're the fucking turd that showers every morning!!!
So be a lamb and buy this if you're a basic bitch that likes fall, wait, let's say "Autumn" is sounds bougier.
| Journal | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 8.07 |
| Width, in | 5.71 |
| Depth, in | 0.55 |
.: Full wraparound print
.: 150 lined pages (75 sheets)
.: Matte finish
.: Casewrap binding
Are you a pumpkin spiced bitch that is just chomping at the bit as summer days count down? Well than this adorable little number would look rather fetching in your *barf* oh gross I'm sorry I actually starting writing copy for second. I'm so sorry about that. Are you a basic bitch? Great buy this fucking notebook and help me get my water turned back on.
What's that? Why is my water turned off? Because my future ex-husband is a douche nozzle that decided it would be a great idea not to pay the gas bill. He walked in almost a year ago and said "I'm taking over the finances, I've already switched everything over and closed out joint account." I protested and he didn't give a shit that this was a real dick move. Now back in the day when we moved into this house guess who is the one who set up all the utilites and gas? Oh that was me because of course it was, so the gas is in his name so he decided not to pay it. We were in couples therapy at the time and while it took a while he admitted he wanted to force me to ask him to pretty fucking please pay this bill for me. However I'm the idiot who took him at his word and I didn't open the bill because HE FUCKING SAID HE WAS "IN CHARGE" NOW. So I moved heaven and hell to get our fucking gas turned back on and he said he would starting paying it.
Then I went to Maine with our kids for two months becuase working as a staff member meant my kids got free tuition. Future ex-husband decided to ONCE AGAIN not pay the gas bill... uhm bitch what? I wasn't even home to recieve the bill and you're the fucking turd that showers every morning!!!
So be a lamb and buy this if you're a basic bitch that likes fall, wait, let's say "Autumn" is sounds bougier.
| Journal | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 8.07 |
| Width, in | 5.71 |
| Depth, in | 0.55 |
.: Full wraparound print
.: 150 lined pages (75 sheets)
.: Matte finish
.: Casewrap binding
