Theatre Notebook of Doom - Sage
That’s right Sam I’m looking at you. If Sam had done any sort of sports ball we would have found tons of things all over the place for him, but that didn’t happen. Little man played water polo, water polo has swag! So to my first son who I love and whom having parents with a shitty marriage has probably shit all over you most, here is a blatant attempt to convince you to spend Christmas with me by making you your own version of sports ball swag.
Haha, just kidding, after your dad removed you from the phone plan without any notice while you were 2500 fucking miles away from home because you told him he wasn’t really there for you emotionally and he took that as a personal attack (hit dogs am i right?) and thought that the best way to prove how there for you he is was to shut off any form of communication. I fixed his phone plan guys, I’m not a dick.) You now call you dad by his given name and I think I’ve got Christmas locked down until you have in laws.
So for everyone saying they need notebooks they can take to school/work, here’s your fucking note book that doesn’t fucking swear you fucking cunts.
Okay I love you buhbye!
Oh yeah, this is a hard cover note book with wide ruled lined paper. Pretend I made that description sexier or some shit.
| Journal | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 8.07 |
| Width, in | 5.71 |
| Depth, in | 0.55 |
.: Full wraparound print
.: 150 lined pages (75 sheets)
.: Matte finish
.: Casewrap binding
That’s right Sam I’m looking at you. If Sam had done any sort of sports ball we would have found tons of things all over the place for him, but that didn’t happen. Little man played water polo, water polo has swag! So to my first son who I love and whom having parents with a shitty marriage has probably shit all over you most, here is a blatant attempt to convince you to spend Christmas with me by making you your own version of sports ball swag.
Haha, just kidding, after your dad removed you from the phone plan without any notice while you were 2500 fucking miles away from home because you told him he wasn’t really there for you emotionally and he took that as a personal attack (hit dogs am i right?) and thought that the best way to prove how there for you he is was to shut off any form of communication. I fixed his phone plan guys, I’m not a dick.) You now call you dad by his given name and I think I’ve got Christmas locked down until you have in laws.
So for everyone saying they need notebooks they can take to school/work, here’s your fucking note book that doesn’t fucking swear you fucking cunts.
Okay I love you buhbye!
Oh yeah, this is a hard cover note book with wide ruled lined paper. Pretend I made that description sexier or some shit.
| Journal | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 8.07 |
| Width, in | 5.71 |
| Depth, in | 0.55 |
.: Full wraparound print
.: 150 lined pages (75 sheets)
.: Matte finish
.: Casewrap binding
That’s right Sam I’m looking at you. If Sam had done any sort of sports ball we would have found tons of things all over the place for him, but that didn’t happen. Little man played water polo, water polo has swag! So to my first son who I love and whom having parents with a shitty marriage has probably shit all over you most, here is a blatant attempt to convince you to spend Christmas with me by making you your own version of sports ball swag.
Haha, just kidding, after your dad removed you from the phone plan without any notice while you were 2500 fucking miles away from home because you told him he wasn’t really there for you emotionally and he took that as a personal attack (hit dogs am i right?) and thought that the best way to prove how there for you he is was to shut off any form of communication. I fixed his phone plan guys, I’m not a dick.) You now call you dad by his given name and I think I’ve got Christmas locked down until you have in laws.
So for everyone saying they need notebooks they can take to school/work, here’s your fucking note book that doesn’t fucking swear you fucking cunts.
Okay I love you buhbye!
Oh yeah, this is a hard cover note book with wide ruled lined paper. Pretend I made that description sexier or some shit.
| Journal | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 8.07 |
| Width, in | 5.71 |
| Depth, in | 0.55 |
.: Full wraparound print
.: 150 lined pages (75 sheets)
.: Matte finish
.: Casewrap binding